Deep Thoughts, Man…

We say, “I’m going to bed,” but never, “I’m going to couch,” or “I’m going to chair.”

We say, “the show is at night,” but never, “the show is at day.”

We say, “I’m fixing dinner.” Oh, really? Didn’t realize it was broken.

We say, “I’m going to jump in the shower.” Do you, really? Do you strip down on one side of the house, run and take a flying leap through the shower curtains?

Some people say, “I’m going to take a dump.” But do you? I mean, where are you taking it? On a date?

We say, “I need to change my shirt.” Are you going to stand over it with a wand and cast a spell, “voila! Now you’re a dress!” Maybe the shirt didn’t want to change. Maybe it’s been happy all this time, content in all its shirtiness?

My kitty, Harold, lost in deep thoughts. Or not.
My kitty, Harold, lost in deep thoughts. Or not.
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